Sunday, December 24, 2006

Guts v. Balls

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and asking, "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, having lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and saying, "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference as both ultimately result in death.

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