Nuthin' But Trouble

It's crazy. I've only been a lawyer for 48 hours and I've already managed to get myself in trouble with my boss. Who does that? I'll update more about the madness at work tomorrow night. By then I will have experienced all of the following:

1. A thorough ass-kicking by my boss (this should be the most fun)
   
2. Hearing all my co-workers talk behind my back about what an idiot I am (also good times)
   
3. An explanation by Ampco System Parking as to why my bank account was charged $260 for two months of parking that I've clearly already paid for (I should also note that this caused an important check to bounce)
   
4. A lunch in honor of me and another bar passer at our office (did I mention this little shin-dig is being put together and paid for by my boss?)
   
5. And finally, my first mojito (to soothe my ego after the beating I'm going to take tomorrow)
   

I know this all sounds confusing, but trust me, tomorrow you'll see what I'm talking about. And you're also going to laugh heartily at my expense.