The Police were UN-EFFING-BELIEVABLE!!! Jamie Foxx was hilarious when he said, "Snoop heard the police were opening for the Grammy's and he bounced. He's probably out cripwalking on the 405 somewhere."
Stevie Wonder dedicating his win (for his collaboration w/Tony Bennett) to his late mother was sweet and almost brought a tear to my eye.
Natalie from the Dixie Chicks looks good with darker hair but what on earth was that ridiculous dress she was sporting? It looked like something Madonna would have worn in the 80's. And those arm bands on the other two??? Fire your stylist kiddos. But seriously, all fashion mishaps aside, it was a damn good performance and congrats on your wins this evening. You guys definitely deserved it. That quote from Nelson Muntz in your acceptance speech was priceless.
And then there was Beyonce. Aside from having a flower garden sprouting out of the right side of her forehead and wearing a completely see-through dress she was pretty ok. It would have been funny had she fallen down those steps though. Perhaps that would have made her boring ass song seem a little more interesting.
Oh my God. Fergie can't read. And Will I Am bronzed his ear. Holy Christ, what is wrong with the Black Eyed Peas?!?
Mary J. cried when she won and started by thanking her savior Jesus Christ. That woman should be thanking her rehab counselors. And holy shit, unlike Miss. Ferga-loser-icious, Mary J. can definitely read. But here's a tip woman, put the note cards down or else memorize that shit already!!! And FYI, the music means stop genius.
Oh Mr. Timberlake. Where do I begin with you my dear? For starters, the only reason we like you is b/c you can shake your ass like a black man. Quit trying to be a "real musician" and put the piano away. Boooooooring. And what's up w/that lame home video thing. If we wanted to see your nose hairs maybe that would have been ok, but holy hell. Whoever thought of that "camera to the dome" feature is missing a few brain cells .
It's official. Pink is a lesbot.
Oh no Mary's up there again but this time thankfully sans flashcards. Again with the praising Jesus thing though. And now she's talking about the Valley? WTF?!? Maybe she should have stayed on the drugs a little while longer. Maybe I'll understand the hype about this woman after her performance later in the show.
I officially heart Corinne Bailey Rae. Such a beautiful voice on that one. So not beautiful however was John Mayer's O-face he sported throughout his portion of the performance. Someone please tell that half of "Fugs 'n Jugs" that his facial expressions are so not hot. And who the heck is John Legend?
Mr. O-face didn't thank Jessica Simpson (Jugs) after he won for best pop album. Ha ha. Gotta love that.
Things to do this week: take up bellydancing and learn how to shake my ass like Shakira. That woman's lower body fascinates me.
Dear man currently singing, "Crazy",
Who are you and what did you do with Gnarles Barkley?
-B
P.S. Congratulate Luda on his win for me. He's so getting ass tonight with that new hairdo. But thanking Bill O'Reilly and Oprah? That's might have set him back a bit.
Well, Mary J just performed and I'm still confused as to all the hype surrounding that woman. Carrie Underwood's hype however, I completely understand. She made country music tolerable as did Rascall Flats. Did anyone else notice that Miss Underwood no longer has cankles?
Holy crap. Natalie Cole is tranny-licious (sorry Nat). And Smoky Robinson looks about 40 thanks to 3 gallons of Botox.
Someone should have told Chris Brown that performing at the Grammys means you actually have to sing. Dancing while your track plays in the background is so Milli Vanilli.
And then there was Christina...marriage clearly suits her. One wrong note ain't the end of the world honey but that hairstyle you're rocking might be. If I were you I'd get ahold of Ken Paves.
James Blunt blows. Good lullabye music though by the time 10:45 rolled around. Is this over yet?
Wow. Homegirl who got picked to sing w/Justin really pulled it together. If I was her I'd have yakked all over the place on my way onstage and then shit myself once I saw who was in the audience. Much props to Robin.
Dude I'm so over this. Nighty night kids. They should have this type of an award show for lawyers. I'd stay up for that.
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Okay, tell me you took a break to see the new "Family Guy".
Anyhoo - I am def. taking bellydancing classes soon. It's hard to find an operating dance studio, though.
Perhaps we could take a class together if you find one in NoHo or Studio City. The one I was checking out is in Tarzana.
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