Hmmmmm

It's 9:19 on Friday night. Is it normal that my boyfriend is out to dinner with another woman right now?

Oh, and to top it all off, last night I had the pleasure of dining with aforementioned boyfriend in the presence of the girl he was banging while we were broken up.

How did I get so lucky?

Found In The Penal Code

Section 26

All persons are capable of committing crimes except those belonging to the following classes:

• One--Children under the age of 14, in the absence of clear proof that at the time of committing the act charged against them, they knew its wrongfulness.

• Two--Idiots.

Well that clears up an awful lot.

The Cabbage Patch

I thought this was kinda cute, but it could very well be completely stupid:

A farmer owns a patch of cabbages. His neighbor's goat breaks loose and eats the cabbages. The farmer goes to his neighbor and says, "I had a patch of cabbages worth $100. Your goat ate my cabbages. Pay me my $100."

Then the owner of the goat says, "You had no cabbages. If you had any cabbages they weren't eaten. If your cabbages were eaten, it was not by a goat. If your cabbages were eaten by a goat, it wasn't my goat. And if it was my goat, he was insane."



Oh, and I start work in a month :)