The Cabbage Patch

I thought this was kinda cute, but it could very well be completely stupid:

A farmer owns a patch of cabbages. His neighbor's goat breaks loose and eats the cabbages. The farmer goes to his neighbor and says, "I had a patch of cabbages worth $100. Your goat ate my cabbages. Pay me my $100."

Then the owner of the goat says, "You had no cabbages. If you had any cabbages they weren't eaten. If your cabbages were eaten, it was not by a goat. If your cabbages were eaten by a goat, it wasn't my goat. And if it was my goat, he was insane."



Oh, and I start work in a month :)